If the gun from Portal had been made in the 1950s, it would look like the Meteor. It’s a chrome and mesh lozenge which stands stout on its stocky “fold-back” legs and stares at you with a single menacing blue eye. Inside the Dalek-like body is a cardioid-pattern mic which sends a 16-bit, 44.1/48kHz output to the USB port of your choice (it will work with the iPad via the camera connection kit).
The Samson Meteor is now available nationwide at Best Buy, for just $100, or cheaper than a date with a real girl.
